My dearest Britons,

We are facing a challenge like we have not seen in many years. Our country is so divided, Labour, Conservatives, Green, Reform, Lib Dems, SNP and even the Raving Looney party have all taken their time to break promises they made, destroy the trust of our people and as my grandad would say ‘bugger’ the whole system.

It has come to me in a moment of passion that there is only one way for us to deal with this flagrant and outright abuse these parties put us through on the daily and that is to deform into what they so want us to be. We recieve the daily messages from them of how little they think of us, how we should obey and cowdown to authority and embrace the empiric vision of a Britain which never existed for many and will never exist for many more. Instead of embracing the things which make the UK truly powerful and unique. 

Communities stand divided, social situations worsen with rents increasing, cost of living increasing, crime on the rise, lack of new affordable housing and restriction of many of our fundamental British ways of life. Parties such as the frankly milk toast ‘Reform’ have risen and given headway to further culture politics afraid to say what really needs said whilst claiming to be ‘a new choice’ but parroting the same practices we’ve seen from other idealogist parties in the past. As such we at Deform offer you a different future. A future of reclamation and deforming everything.

And thus I offer you this, the usage of their own messages against them. Of demonstrating we are on board with their vision of a world gone past the point of no return and that they do not go far enough. You’re annoyed, upset and unable to grasp the messages you recieve from these convluted double speak politicians who have fogotten people want simple straight forward ideas and honest representatives. We will give you them. You wont always like them but they will be straight forward.

We are ruled by an out of touch political class who have turned their backs on our country and ‘New alternative’ parties bringing you nothing but novelty covering bad intention and too busy shouting about ideology to land on any plan of action which wont make your life worse and take you for a ride.

Deform is answer to the question ‘What can we do in the face of such pathetic leaders?’

Only Deform will stand up for true British culture, identity and values. With simple policies for simple people, honest ideas and clear understanding of the implications of our choices. Bringing being British back to Britain.

Join the Deformation.

Yours sincerely,

Frank Totter

Leader of Deform UK